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Happy Birthday my Fiona

Posted by Christopher Allen on February 22, 2012
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Fiona near the top of Clingmans Dome, Smoky Mountain NP

On a cold, freezing rain storm of a day 11 years ago, a nurse came into the room where my wife had been for 2 days, trying to induce labor. In the hands of that nurse was a blue paper Tyvek jumper with booties. She looked at me and said you need to get these on now. We have to do a Cesarean to get your daughter out. I truly did not see that coming. As I went into the bathroom I was outside of myself looking at me. With shaking hands, I put on the suit, and I started to cry. Something was going wrong, and now my wife and daughter were in danger. From the warm comforting nursery room to a cool industrial surgery room. Come to find out we were in great hands. The nurses and the doctor was a pro, and the anesthesiologist was also a fantastic coach and gave great blow by blows of the action. A little girl that was being a little stubborn wanting to join us into this world was not very happy at first. But she warmed up to the idea that she was here to stay. Now, we have just as hard of time getting her out of bed as we do getting her into this world.

So, on the same day as our first POTUS George Washington was born, Fiona Lillian Allen has been around for her 11th orbit around our sun. It has been a fantastic journey so far with her, with never a dull moment. She still scares the hell out of us from time to time. But it is only because she does her own stunts. Happy Birthday Fiona.

Dad

A childhood introduction to the Star Wars universe

Posted by Christopher Allen on February 12, 2012
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Star Wars was a touchstone moment in my life. I was 7 years old when my mom took me to the theater to see Star Wars (she had already seen it a couple of times). I had heard there was talk in the news about the movie, but my 7 year old self was busy doing other 7 year old things. So when she took me there was no real excitement other than I was getting a chance to go see a space movie with my mom. When I left the theater that night I did not know quite how to process what I just saw. My first really deep memories were going to see that movie and how I thought about it shortly afterwards. I remember telling everyone I saw about it. I remember looking in the mailbox day after day for weeks after my parents ordered over the phone my first 3 action figures (R2D2, Luke Skywalker, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader). They came in a plain box, but when I opened them I was now able to start manipulating the Star Wars universe. Today, I still have most of those actions figures and assorted effluvia that was produced by Kenner toys. I have them all out in a special room. They are not under glass but open to any kid who wants to play with them.

Another moment I remember from my kid hood is going from St. Joseph, Missouri to Kansas City to go to opening weekend of the Empire Strikes Back. Empire had much more of a story to tell, and at the time could have been a bit more boring. Even as a kid I knew what the Galactic Empire was capable of (obliterating an entire world and burnt out skeletons of the relatives that raised you were seared into my noodle from the first Star Wars movie). I knew before going in that just the name of the movie meant that there was going to be some tough times for our heroes.  But since this was the first weekend and movie was kept quiet, nobody was prepared for the end of the movie. There were three levels of “Damn, did that just happen?” 1. You find out that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father. 2. Our other hero Han Solo is successfully taken away by the bounty hunter Boba Fett, 3. The audience is not rewarded with a nice clean ending to 1 and 2, but a cliffhanger. Something that I had mixed feelings about at the time I now look back on as special. No one now will ever be able to get the magic back for this particular piece of Star Wars. A kid today can see all the Star Wars movies back to back and they have people all around that tell you Luke’s father was. I was lucky enough to be around then had to hold my breath for 3 years to find out what happens next. At the time is kind of stunk, but it made Return of the Jedi that much more of an event.

I had a really hard time when I moved from St. Joseph to the St. Louis suburb of Ballwin. I had difficulty making friends and connecting with this area that seems to reject the type of person that I was and the type of background my family came from. One of the things that finally did connect me with some kids at that time was a fondness for Star Wars. Trading Star Wars collector’s cards, playing early both board games and video games, and reading the comic books that kept me and my friends attached to this universe. When I was 14 and in middle school, Return of the Jedi came out. I remember reading and collecting every bit of information about the movie as it build up to the opening. A week before the opening, my parents announced that dad was going to take the day off from work and my sister and I were going to call in “sick”. Some other things were really exciting about the opening. An old movie theater called the Esquire had been recently upgraded. It had a new (at the time) 70mm movie screen and the theater had installed a THX sound system. It was an electric event. It was also very cool that we got to get out of school. When we were at the theater, I saw 2 of my teachers that had also called in sick to see the movie. Some though how could this movie live up to the hype? It did not disappoint. It brought closure to the series which was also bittersweet, because there was every indication that this would be the last one.  We got a different answer to that just when most folks though that the original 3 were indeed the last. I will save that commentary for a different time.

Today I have taken my youngest daughters to go see Star Wars Episode I. My 8 year old has not seen the movies and I believe she got a little bit of the magic that I had when I was first introduced. Seeing Star Wars on the big screen with them was a great experience and I hope that is becomes a part of their lives as it did mine. I am looking forward over the next few months seeing all the Star Wars movies. Maybe someone will pick up those action figures standing by in the upstairs play room and start imaging her own universe of Jedi and Sith.

The effectiveness of machines that are not really there.

Posted by Christopher Allen on September 23, 2010
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Needing to get back in the saddle again and put a post for world of tech. I am working on some great ideas, just needing the time to put them into print, such as it is.

Some exciting tech that I am working on, at least to me and other IT geeks, is virtualization. This is the practice of making what is known as a physical computer and making it act as though it is many different computers. In my case, I am working on server system at my work. Not a huge operation, the effect is still dramatic. I am taking 15 physical computers and going to 4, with one of the systems being the controller for the other 3. There are so many advantages of virtualization, one of them being a big reduction in the power consumption of a lot of computer systems and the cooling of those systems. It maximizes the efficiency of a given computer system to only run what it needs to and can actually shut down systems that are not needed. As more computers are needed for expansion, I can just “build” a new one in the physical servers that already exist. I will be running 6 different servers on 2 of the servers in the group (I will explain where the 3rd went to in another post). Each virtual server runs as a virtual program that can be moved at any time, deleted, or I can make new ones. The whole computer system becomes very efficient. You will notice the efficiency effect by noting that I started with 15 servers and now only have to run 6 virtual servers. In the old environment, the other 9 servers supported the old system and with virtualization are simply not necessary. Now, image a server farm with 1000s of computers. The efficiencies magnify significantly.

This is just an introduction. It is to get me back into writing, but also to explain a process that I find fascinating and a challenge to find the most efficient, effective computer system for a growing company.

Tell me the playlist, Samantha.

Posted by Christopher Allen on March 22, 2010
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I recently had the chance to drive a 2010 Ford Taurus SEL. I have driven a lot of Ford Tauruses in my life as rental cars. This was also a rental but far different than the bland cars of the past. Although there is a lot to talk about the car, the most impressive part of the Taurus was Sync by Microsoft. I must say it is the best implementation of high technology that I have every seen in a car. The experience was so cool I want to have a Ford product just to have access to Sync. The amount of miles I put on the car was slightly over 2000 so I had time to really get familiar with Sync.

The rental car was bereft of manuals. It took me about 15 minutes to figure the system out, but once I found the magic buttons it was a piece of cake. The first item of business was hooking up my iPhone. I was skeptical of hooking up the iPhone because I was hooking it up to a Microsoft system.  There is a USB port in the armrest compartment that I plugged into and then I docked the iPhone. This is when I was introduced to Samantha. Samantha is the designation of the voice that Sync uses to communicate with the driver. She is a very nice lady. She asked me if I would like to link up my contacts in the iPhone. I said yes just to be funny and there was a tone and the display on the radio console indicated that is has accessed the contacts on the phone. That little feat was cool on two levels. One, it knew it was an iPhone and how to download the contacts. Second, I said yes and the car executed my command. Next, it asked if I wanted to sync up the playlist on the system. Yes was my command. That was the last question for the setup. I was able to put my iPhone in the armrest and only took it out to look at the GPS.

Voice recognition has always been a technology that is difficult to implement. Systems get a wrong name or execute a wrong command. And unless you are in a room or car by yourself you can look a tad foolish talking to a device that may or may not respond back the way you wish. The Sync however was very accurate. I did not have to talk deliberately, just normally. I used it to make phone calls, hang up, select playlist, and switch between the iPhone and the Sirus radio. Oh yeah, if you know the Sirus station name, like The 80s at 8, all you have to do is say the station name and it switched. The upshot to the accurate voice recognition in the car is that you don’t have to take your eyes off the road to play with the radio.

There are some other Sync goodies. You only need the USB dock cable. The radio displays the caller id and can say the name on the caller id. The turn-by-turn directions are cool as well. Double cool was the traffic feature, which then uses the turn-by-turn to guide you away from problems on the road. And you can get weather by just naming a city and it tells you the weather. I am not a big shot on the stock market, but you can get stock reports as well.

There are a couple of features that I needed an account online to access. Because it was a rental I didn’t get to take advantage of them. One was vehicle health, which the car sends a report out to the internet and the report is sent back to the car to be read aloud. Another is setting up specific locations for the turn-by-turn navigation, like setting up home.

2008 Ford Mustang Bullitt in Dark Highland Green

Never before have I thought about buying a car for the technology inside. But Sync has at least given me a reason to strongly consider a Ford (possibly a special edition Bullitt Mustang). I am also not a Microsoft fanboy but they do have their hits. This is a well-executed bit of technology. It is easy to use, in an accessible package (Ford products), and sticks to functions that you will use regularly. There will be a second report coming if I get a Ford in the near future.

The sweet smell of ink and decaying wood pulp…

Posted by Christopher Allen on February 18, 2010
Posted in: Lo Tech, Old Tech. 1 comment

With the upcoming arrival of the iPad (which I am planning on scoring) I have to admit I still enjoy the tactile feel of the daily paper. In a great lotech/hitech twist of fate, my adult career has been devoted with working in advanced technology in the printing industry. I currently work as the IT Manager at the local newspaper/commercial printer in Columbia Missouri. The newspaper morgue sits right next to our company’s data center.

As a lifelong news junky, nothing is as through as the printed word. For me it is not just the physical attachment of the ink and paper. Although this goes against my anti-wasteful nature, there is something satisfying reading the paper and then putting it in the trash. A sense of completion; that I have read the news to my satisfaction. It is a way to take in the day’s news and move on. It has been said that when Theodore Roosevelt would read a magazine he would rip out the page he just completed until the periodical was empty. He too relished in the sense of completion of reading a page and moving on.

Do I hold hope that the printed word will not go away? I will have to say that the printed word will be with us for a long time. Will we go through the resource intensive process of putting ink on paper? Eventually, it will be relegated to a niche, much like you can still get certain music on vinyl. No more clipping out the comics and putting them up in the cube, no more pencil to a crossword puzzle.

Columbia Tribune and the New York Times

In its day, the printing press was the pinnacle of technological advancement. I have been witness to great advancements from the early 1990s to the present in printing. Every leap in technology met with something that made that advancement obsolete. After centuries of media supremacy, we are seeing the waning days of this tech. It is sad to be a part of the deconstruction of the industry. I will continue to marvel at the process and gain satisfaction that I am part of a process still makes something you can hold in your hand.

My Camero in the driveway…

Posted by Christopher Allen on February 10, 2010
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A really cool hi-fi I only wish that I could have

My current project

For a long time, I have loved the looks of the console, hi-fi. Well-built ones have a richness of sound that comes from the solid wood cabinets and the use of tubes for the amp. And with the old tech, including the ability to get AM, FM, and sometimes shortwave, there is also the turntable. I am just old enough to still remember getting vinyl as a kid. I loved music of all kinds, but I especially liked sneaking a listen to Richard Pryor and George Carlin on vinyl. But as a tech geek, I love my music collection being organized and accessible thought he iTunes library. Setting up playlist, listening to podcast, and the ability to have thousands of songs and not have to have 50 milk crates holding vinyl is also appealing. What can I do to make that dream come true? Build a media computer into a hi-fi console.

In steps my 1959 Magnavox. I got it at an auction a few years ago. It is a compact upright with Japanese embellishments on the front doors. It has a light finish with a radio and a turntable in the top. It weighs about as much as a full size refrigerator. Although I have had my dreams of making it an up to date media center, and also repairing the radio and turntable, the project has languished. It goes great with the midcentury modern furniture and our house, but it is still a project that has gone nowhere. Anytime we want to move furniture to get a new look for our living room, this is a bad penny that we always have to figure out where to move it. And it is the kind of heavy object that makes you cuss even with the thought of moving it.

One of these days, I plan on getting this fine machine cleaned up, tubes loaded, and a computerized library loaded. Stay tuned and I will keep everyone updated on the project. The perfect mix of hi and old tech.

A little dam inspiration

Posted by Christopher Allen on February 5, 2010
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I am overall a cheerful, optimistic lad. For myself, and the folks that I lead in my department, I worry greatly about the economy. Technology is already putting pressure on the newspaper and printing industry. However, I wanted to share some thoughts of optimism in what may turn out to be a interesting time in history. I think about how 2 of the modern wonders of the world, the Empire State Building and the Golden Gate Bridge, were both built during the Great Depression. Indeed, before being bumped off 15 years ago, the Hoover Dam was on that list, also built during the Great Depression. So even during times of great strife and uncertainty, we have the capability of doing fantastic things. I have been thinking of all of these things because I have some friends heading to Vegas for a convention, and I told them that they should go and check out Hoover Dam. Built during the depths of the depression, it was built on time and under budget. It created one of the greatest single sources of sustainable clean energy this country has. It created a reservoir of water that feeds the area of Las Vegas even while being in a dessert. Companies like Mack Truck got there start supplying trucks for the project. Modern hard hats were also invented. And turbines that were engineered so well that they still operate today at close to the same efficiency as they did when they were put in the 30s. So I think about that, and I have some optimism for the future, for the people at my job and for the country as a whole. I think we are going to be amazed when we come out on the other side. Like Churchill said; If you find yourself in hell, keep going.

Nothing says noncommittal like a pencil

Posted by Christopher Allen on February 4, 2010
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Castell 9000

I love pencils. Although I am all about the technology, there are few things more soothing, tactile, and natural than a pencil. And I am talking about a wood encased, graphic core pencils, not mechanicals, even though I do like using mechanicals from time to time. I enjoy the ritual of having to sharpen one, the satisfaction of watching it deplete as I use it. Most really good pencils, made of cedar, smell great after a sharpen.

My everyday favorite that you can get most places is the Mirado Black Warrior, with the Pink Pearl eraser. And it still made right here in these United States. It has a heft to it that is satisfying and the graphite does not crumble. But the prime ultra is the Faber-Castell 9000. It comes in every hardness you can get in a pencil. For the purest, it has no self contained easer. It has been made in Germany for a little over 100 years.

Finally a cool story. It was wartime that gives us the modern pencil. Napoleon’s army needed pencils for the field so messages could be written and distributed to the battlefield. At the time, pens were impractical for writing because they were not self contained, and they  bled when wet. However, most pencils were made by Germany, and they were not on friendly terms with Napoleon and the French. So, a French scientist, Nicholas Jacques Conté, used what graphite could be had and mixed it with clay. He initially wanted to find a way to make what graphite France had last longer, but what he discovered was a superior way of making pencil lead. When baked in a kiln, the clay graphite mixture holds together, is soft enough to write, but did not completely crumble like pure graphite. The ratio of graphite to clay lead to a numbering system from 1 to 4. Pencils today still use the same methods that Conde made 200 years ago. And we still use the same number system. The good ol # 2 is the medium hardness of a pencil. The more clay, the harder the pencil.

What makes me really like pencils is that it was a perfect low tech invention. It was so perfectly designed that we still use the same mixtures even to this day.

swinging both ways…

Posted by Christopher Allen on February 4, 2010
Posted in: general musings. 2 comments

I have always had a fascination with history and the future. I have a love of the latest computer system and love using a sharpened #2 pencil on loose-leaf paper. I dream of one day building a home entrainment system out of latest server grade components and Linux and putting them in a 1959 Magnavox HiFi cabinet with a rebuilt tube radio. I am an IT Manger who works in the printing industry and still likes to read my news on dead wood. Hi-tech, lo-tech, old-tech, I have a fascination with it all. I will share my ruminations and the fun that I have testing, using, living in, and remembering technology and how it has shaped our lives. I hope you enjoy.

C Allen

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